unclefather:

pon-raul:

pon-raul:

that “I wanna fuck that guys dead wife too” reddit post is one of the funniest interactions the Internet has ever seen

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Defibrillation = biological equivalent of a hard reboot

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

stop posting screenshots w/ low battery icons i can only take so much

dadd:

Going back and reading all your dramatic texts you sent from when you were upset 

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

accio-shitpost:

harry potter au where the potions master is gordon ramsey

you put so much ginger in this it’s a FUCKING WEASLEY!!

wistful-giselle:

if I buy a 17th century castle overlooking a small european town hidden by a vaguely sinister forest, does anyone want to come and join me?

activities include: watching old films in matching silk nightgowns, weekly baking of patisseries and heart-shaped macaroons, and elaborate rituals under the full moon.

girls, angels, ghosts, dogs and witches all invited…

anxietyproblem:

apostaterevolutionary:

Adulthood is literally just a cycle of spending every waking minute wishing you could go to bed until it’s actually time for bed and then it becomes the absolute LAST thing you want to do because going to bed is the thing that makes tomorrow happen and then you have to do it all over again

we-are-viking:

chaosandtrickery:

lumistar:

alys-yeet-dot-beep:

aegipan-omnicorn:

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

sorry what

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

THE TIME HAS COME

he is here 

@eyelessfatdragon

Time for Ragnarok.

lasagnababy:

i have just about had it with my mom